Velocio slaying traffic from Kew Bridge to Chiswick!
I really need to be a politer cyclist, I can't help but just mow the motherfuckers out of the way. And two days this week now? You gotta get out of that car!
I belted the back of some scooter riders helmet this morning, fucking funny... the guy had cut me up on the inside left a second time (to then brake in front of me when he couldn't get through)... so I slapped his helmet as I flew past him at a set of lights.
Oh, and I spotted some guy with a spoke carded blue deep V rear at the edge of Kensington, he was staring and staring... yeah, that's me, bright yellow bike. Now quit staring!
I really need to be a politer cyclist, I can't help but just mow the motherfuckers out of the way. And two days this week now? You gotta get out of that car!
I belted the back of some scooter riders helmet this morning, fucking funny... the guy had cut me up on the inside left a second time (to then brake in front of me when he couldn't get through)... so I slapped his helmet as I flew past him at a set of lights.
Oh, and I spotted some guy with a spoke carded blue deep V rear at the edge of Kensington, he was staring and staring... yeah, that's me, bright yellow bike. Now quit staring!