Nursery for New Members

No one has actually met Balki and been let out of his basement to tell the tale

Fixed.

Balki never ever tried to groom me. Why?

Or is this some kind of new reverse grooming technique he's trying on me.....

On his more sane days it is alleged, that he has taste;-)

don't be fooled - he'll tell you those sweets are just for you and make you feel all special and stuff...but how quickly he moves on

On his more sane days it is alleged, that he has taste;-)

since being with me he has calmed down

got a new supply of rohypnol in greasy?

I got through the last lot pretty quickly, i dropped one thursdays, fridays and the odd saturdays and didn't get lucky once

as far as you can remember maybe...but there are photos, lot and lots of photos...

Balki is Tasmanian, cameras are too advanced for him, he starts collecting bits of tinder and dry moss when the flash goes off, in a bid to get a fire going.

but you have a good point, i had better be sure i look my best at all times.. i'm off to check naked self

Perfectly fair!

what is? how is it fair? why the bias..... where do we draw the line? when is it not a game anymore...?

since being with me he has calmed down

Calmed down maybe, but has his taste improved any?

Hello. I've been building up my old Raleigh for a while now & found this site very useful. I ride in Bristol & have noticed the sub-forum, sweet! Bring on the sun for the summer.

Gosh how very secure.
Ta for all that. Gonna get browsing now.

Awesome Forum ... just that nursery thing is kinda strange

It encourages proper usage of the forum.

If you can't start your own thread with a question that's been answered before, the only option you have is it use the search which not only gets you the answer but doesn't annoy everyone else having the answer the same questions over and over again.

You lonely in here all by yourself, Schnitter?

sidles up

Im trying to buy a bike featured on the site.... how do I do that if im stuck in the nursery?!

You can still post in the For Sale thread.

ask for the person to e-mail you

You lonely in here all by yourself, Schnitter?

sidles up

too crowded in here now ... gonna go

Balki is very much attracted by your flag.

didn't have it when I posted at first ... or he knew I would take that avatar

I prefer Kasekreiner (from Austria)

not Kaiserkreiner (the German equivalent)