Spotted...

Both saddles on both my bikes are fine thanks

I said fixie KIDS, old fella

IRO with chrome forks
hyde park
8 this morning

You may have noticed the sweat on my brow - I was late for a date.

Unfortunately, the date was watching the counting crows at brixton. They were shite.

Mate, she must be worth it if she's dragging you to see CC!

kattt, we think, heading north over london bridge at about half eleven this very evening. i say we, that is jaygee, mashton and myself returning from Tuesday Night Ride Club. i fancy you may have been at SEs. see you before Berlin in any case

hello! you look a little confused :)

i was thinking about you as i was getting near to moorgate and then i see you...

Unfortunately, the date was watching the counting crows at brixton. They were shite.

I think it's "Counting Crows", Alan..

A Unipack rider doing a noddy swerve around a drain cover and into oncoming traffic, causing him to very nearly ride straight into Gok Wan...

fucking crime.. not the spak fixie unipak riding but missing that tit grabbing fairy assed ponce of an excuse for a man

What the fuck wrong with him? I have the misinfortunte of watching his show with the missus, how is that he think the cheap clothes he chosen look better than the abiet expensive high end designer clothing??

All I can see in his smug face is a fucking GCSE textile teacher from the mist of Surrey, clearly he's enough to rival the high end designer who usually spend a lots of time and money in designing clothes(!).

I've seen that show. Have you seen the designer clothes? Most of them look like arse scrapings so.. not a hard comparison. He's showing how to achieve a similar look for less dosh.. just like what unipak are doing.. and they are making lots of money from it.. just like Gok.. even if he is a twat.

smooth links there hippy - smooth links not a feature of Gok Wan's tv program of course, nor indeed the infamous unipak chain.

Spotted yesterday afternoon about 4pm outside the Travel Centre at Kings Cross station a yellow Holdsworth and a black something or other, I was being a workenger.

All I can see in his smug face is a fucking GCSE textile teacher from the mist of Surrey, clearly he's enough to rival the high end designer who usually spend a lots of time and money in designing clothes(!).

Brix has gone downhill since her days in The Fall.

Being married to Mark E. Smith can't have been easy, though....

I like Gok.

Velocio slaying traffic from Kew Bridge to Chiswick!

Old dude with proper side-burns on an orange single speed. He was killing the speed, as well as the trackstands (on a freewheel as well). Maximum respect!

Whilst stopping for a hard earned pint outside the Devonshire in Balham last night, many, many fixed.

Including Clefty, a brakless Iro, someone with two purple rims, and mr co-ordinated rapha: black and white ride, white and black top, white cap and white shades. And others...

If I'd shouted do a skid at everyone I would have looked like I had some kind of fixie-tourettes.

Dude on a lo-pro with orange rear wheel, Horse Guards Ave, pre-9am today. I nodded, that's all I'm capable of.

spoks spoks spoks. white bike, white spok, shoreditch high street. black spok, white deep v, bethnal green/shoreditch/oldstreet junction. a whole heap of other people with only the one gear. i don't like being on time for work, there are far too many spanners weaving all over the place. (i manage that well enough on my own!)

spoks spoks spoks. white bike, white spok, shoreditch high street. black spok, white deep v, bethnal green/shoreditch/oldstreet junction. a whole heap of other people with only the one gear. i don't like being on time for work, there are far too many spanners weaving all over the place. (i manage that well enough on my own!)

haha. I just had a massive tantrum on Old Street, swore at some poor guy on a hybrid and then shot past about 4000 people in an 88mph hissyfit ball of rage. I am never leaving for work before 9.30 again.

but at 6, London's lovely.
cold, but lovely.
You don't see many people though.

It takes me about 3 hours to leave the house in the mornings. I'd have to get up at 3am. And that's frequently the time I go to bed.

One day I will try it though, for the novelty.

Velocio slaying traffic from Kew Bridge to Chiswick!

I really need to be a politer cyclist, I can't help but just mow the motherfuckers out of the way. And two days this week now? You gotta get out of that car!

I belted the back of some scooter riders helmet this morning, fucking funny... the guy had cut me up on the inside left a second time (to then brake in front of me when he couldn't get through)... so I slapped his helmet as I flew past him at a set of lights.

Oh, and I spotted some guy with a spoke carded blue deep V rear at the edge of Kensington, he was staring and staring... yeah, that's me, bright yellow bike. Now quit staring!

Girl on a Fugi track that was too big, guy on a red frame with a white head tube - bike too small. Both Oxford St. both 5 mins ago.
Me feeling tired and being a bike Nazi, right now at work.

Beutifully shiny white bob jackson flying down oxford street eastbound at about 8.20 this morning. Lovely bike. Top marks.

Followed a guy down Hall Road from St Johns wood on a lovely Dawes yesterday evening. beautiful frame.

its going to be such a shame when your plimsoled feet slip off those lovely shiny slippery flats your rocking while whizzing down that hill and fuck it all up. get some bloody foot retention you tit.

I really need to be a politer cyclist, I can't help but just mow the motherfuckers out of the way. And two days this week now? You gotta get out of that car!

I belted the back of some scooter riders helmet this morning, fucking funny... the guy had cut me up on the inside left a second time (to then brake in front of me when he couldn't get through)... so I slapped his helmet as I flew past him at a set of lights.

Oh, and I spotted some guy with a spoke carded blue deep V rear at the edge of Kensington, he was staring and staring... yeah, that's me, bright yellow bike. Now quit staring!

ooooh aggression.....