• It is well known that derailleurs lead to impotence by the age of 30.

    I've ... fathered 6 children.

    Perhaps riding geared all the time would have been a good idea. Either that or a quick trip to that nice place in Whitfield Street and £185 or whatever it is now.

    Hasn't your wife heard of headaches?

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