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El guapo's list of complaints about "Bright Times" at Bar Story.
Listening to some of the best music on the planet because it makes me want to dance. "I hate you"!
Being forced to hang out with some of the coolest people I have ever met. I mean really, fuck you!
Making me sit outside in the sunshine when I could have been sitting in my flat watching Car Booty.
Having a seemingly endless line of spliffs passed to me through the day. I called the police but they never showed. Lucky for all of you.
Trying to shake my ass in the same space as corny, but apparently scarring him off both times? WTF? He's just jealous because I'm the better dancer.
Having the bar tender make me three delicious Manhattans even though they weren't on the menu. She was supposed to tell me to "fuck off and drink a pint like everyone else".
Multi Grooves and the the rest of the gang putting together a great day. You guys do know we only show up at these things because we feel sorry for you?
No "ABBA"? WTF?
No mass Electric Slide happened? Hello? Double WTF?!!!
Corny hogging all the spliffs!!! ;)