Peds!

You say this too? I thought it was just me.

I was wheezing down the road and someone stepped right out in front of me, no looking of course. I go smack into them and they go flying. As do I. I pick myself up, dust myself off, retrieve the bike, and check out the pedestrian lying prone and groaning in the gutter. It's only Dave Prowse! You couldn't make it up.
Well you could. In fact I just did.

ha! you funny fucker !