Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I would more than happily take that on a tour of england, probably one of the best things I've ever seen

Why's there a front light on the seatpost?

how do you know it's a front light? because of the clear plastic? never heard of red leds?

Slack chain... Brilliant nonetheless

If each slogan were a different bright colour (and possibly flashing) I'd think Tynan was the head designer behind that

'Ghettofabulous'
'Flip Cap'
'Coffee Shop'

:-$

Some more snow anti-porn from FGG:

Love the way the dell page has a button that says 'apply art'

That Dell artwork is almost an intentional parody. It's like, TRACKSTAND, FIXIES, COFFEE SHOPS, D-LOCKS AND FLIP CAPS. THESE ARE ALL THE THINGS YOU LIKE YOU HIPSTER C*NT.

That would be a great piece of art.

"Couldn't afford a Mac? Why don't you cycle your Pista down to some shitty "alternative" coffee shop and pretend to write a screenplay on this then, you hipster piece of shit."

This is not anti porn, it's what a bike looks like if you want to ride it in all weathers, on all surfaces, at any time of year and day or night.

agreed. it also looks baaaadass.

i want an all-over Dell tattoo.

Haha, wicked.

im sorry if im too ignorant to "get this" but is there a point?

too many frames not enough wheels?

it's fun to get high?

the tall bike is bicycle anarchy for crusty couriers and hobo squatters :)

too many frames not enough wheels?

ha!

if you know this person, introduce them to a 2x4:

im sorry if im too ignorant to "get this" but is there a point?

that person is the embodiment of bad life choices. A stint in the military, a hair cut, a real job, a suit, and 20 years of conservative values should, right wing politics, and The Daily Mail should fix it.

Him and Flickwg are having a highest saddle contest and he's resorted to cheating?

Sweet colour coordination.

Sweet colour coordination.

^ haha, took me 5 mins to work out what the thing sticking out of the down tube is for!