It's not just in London...

Went to Esher in Surrey today, heading down the A3 (on the bikepath, as it's basically a motorway) there was a convertible pulled in, next thing I know I get hit by a bag of rubbish from the side. I do think it was actually an accident though, they were throwing a bag of rubbish into the ditch for some reason and didn't see me speeding along - just judging by the noise the woman who threw it made after it hit and bounced off me, she sounded surprised rather than victorius.

God knows what was in it - vomit, a nappy, shit?

As an aside I swear car drivers in South West London are worse than in North, had a few pull out into the cycle path without looking and after shouting at one got the usual "Do you pay road tax?", to which my answer was "No, and neither do you". Bloody motorists.

thats brilliant, definitely going to be my comeback when someone says this to me.

yes i plan my comebacks