F**K You! You C**T!! I've just been sworn at!

Last night at Kensington Church Street (Churchill pub) by some tit in a Toyota people carrier driving in the wrong direction causing me to swerve manically to get out of his bloody way, twat then gets out of car and start foul mouthing me in front of his wife and kids (classy), what's the thing to do in situations like this?

D-Lock his window and steal his baby from the carseat. Raise it as your own and brainwash it into having an irrational hatred of Toyota. Thats what i'd do anyway.