Bike porn

this may be a repost but it's ace

http://bmx.transworld.net/2008/5/19/bike-check-odysseys-tandem-bike-may-19-2009/

this is a pretty cool idea too

The Chameleon on Vimeo

Yea it is and you can see it work, unlike my glow in the dark odyssey pedals which i have never seen work because i never ride at night.

Is this it? A bike that makes an aerospoke look pretty good?
Warning - huge picture lies within.

not quite porn more filth but thought it deserved to be dropped in....

let me enlighten some of you about those glamour model, the key word is glamour, therefore required to be photoshopped to the max, you all already knew this, but here's an example of a glamour model of a certain "L" Pope that I hasn't retouched for measure;

all glamour models are like that, bad skin, some cellulite, unhealthy diet, too much make-up that end up getting smoothen over in Photoshop etc.

if you see them in reality, none of them can hold a candle to catwalk models, they'll just look like your average chavs with too much make-up and some weird body shape.

You should've seen the before and after shots my mate did of Mariah Carey, Christ!

pics or it ain't true!

Eh... yeah... more pics of Sophie Howard so we can see if they're em... photoshopped... yeah...

pics or it ain't true!

If a tree falls in the woods but no-one's there, does it still make a noise? Audio recording or it ain't true

I meant Mariah Carey, sorry!

I know you did......

sound recording: http://www.therecordist.com/assets/sound/mp3_09/Wood_Tree_Fall_SE.mp3

....doubt my mate'll be willing to supply them to me, copyright and owners rights and all that cobblers. Plus he'll still be in bed, he lives in NYC now!
I was living with him when he did the shoot though, he showed me the shots he did, she's a chubby piggy little thing but in a kind of sexy 'corr, I'd love to bite her arse' kind of way
Obviously he did all the potatoshopping and he was getting well pissed off with 'her people' in NYC as they kept asking him to retouch it and the images were going back and forth for days....
She also insisted on not having the left side of her face taken - birthmark or scar or something
She started off as a dumpy yet feminine 5ft nothing woman, finished off a size 6 slender 5ft10 work of art!

If a tree falls in the woods but no-one's there, does it still make a noise? Audio recording or it ain't true

You discussing solipsism in a porn thread, mate - the world's gone mad!

Pretty good before/after photoshop examples:
http://funfever.blogspot.com/2008/10/celebrities-before-and-after-photoshop.html

This website is always good for a laugh:
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/

Anyway back to bikes:

A Sheffield BMXer went out with Sophie Howard for a while and didn't get it together to sleep with her. He was straight edge at the time but has since fallen off, I'm not surprised I'd need to drown my sorrows...

Haaaaaaaa, Tom has fallen off the wagon! Oh dear god.

must be a repost...

uh-oh image dint show up
http://bp1.blogger.com/_I5n0EJtDUNk/R9rD-byo0mI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/J685kmyx2Ls/s1600-h/1971+Bianchi+Pista_01.jpg

linky^^

Anyway back to bikes:

solid. I really want one of these.

where do people get Panasonic frames from?

where do people get Panasonic frames from?

Dixons.

I believe asm imports them....

i tried there ed, they only have ones with shiny buttons on and did not look like wheels would fit them

http://cycle.panasonic.jp/

They pop up on the bay every now and then. Though this is the shop for custom builds:
http://cgi.ebay.com/POS-NEW-Panasonic-NJS-TRACK-FRAME-460-630mm-FP29H_W0QQitemZ220351627394QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item334dfb0082&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50

Not cheap mind.