I saw that advert and almost vomited. And that NOISE coming out of her mouth..!! WTF? Seriously, just what... the... fuck was that advert about?
"Oh yes, I'll buy Diet Coke because I like Duffy's sparkly stripey jumper dress."
"And I'll be buying Diet Coke because I like seeing a fixed bike being ridden atrociously, because it reminds me there are people far more crap in the saddle than me."
"Oh no, I'll buy Diet Coke because it reminds me of the time we slowly tortured a fucking cat to death."
I saw that advert and almost vomited. And that NOISE coming out of her mouth..!! WTF? Seriously, just what... the... fuck was that advert about?
"Oh yes, I'll buy Diet Coke because I like Duffy's sparkly stripey jumper dress."
"And I'll be buying Diet Coke because I like seeing a fixed bike being ridden atrociously, because it reminds me there are people far more crap in the saddle than me."
"Oh no, I'll buy Diet Coke because it reminds me of the time we slowly tortured a fucking cat to death."