Should I ride my first fixie back from the shop (in London)?

I don't think you get how this forum works Mr.PHer...it's not about bikes, its about ravenously taking the piss out of each other using sarcasm. The london fixed gear and single-speed part is just a cover up.

At what? Because you obviously think my question was hilarious and I don't find you equally funny?

I don't have any beef with you, I was asking a genuine question considering a. I don't live in London and b. Have never ridden a fixie, and then you just proceed to take the piss out of me. Fair enough it may be funny to you but I was just looking for some helpful answers (which I have got, in fairness).