Victoria Pendleton

Actually he is from Kazhakstan

i've shagged three female pole vaulters in my time, and let me say that the combination of athleticism, core strength and a dash of sheer craziness makes for a heck of a time.

i've also met Dale's new missus, and she does actually exist. Shocking, I know.

googling 'Allison Stokke' leads me to a website called Chickipedia..

http://www.chickipedia.com/allison-stokke/

i've shagged three female pole vaulters in my time, and let me say that the combination of athleticism, core strength and a dash of sheer craziness makes for a heck of a time.

i've also met Dale's new missus, and she does actually exist. Shocking, I know.

I'd be put off if she was at the end of the bed chalking her hands ready for a run up!

Dales new missus... some check his bank account for the payments!

Like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

what on earth does this mean?!

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Means compared to others, she's not too hot in the face department.

what on earth does this mean?!

sorry, a bit slow this morning. fair point duly raised.

Like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Harsh

Harsh

Bag of smashed lobsters?

I bet you've tried to shag worse.

:)

I bet you've tried to shag worse.

:)

Worst chat up line I have heard this month pal.

I could just put a sack over your head and bundle you into the boot of my car, like i normally do.

I could just put a sack over your head and bundle you into the boot of my car, like i normally do.

and I could pretend to not like it and maybe cry a little?

Its on DAB and medium wave

Looking well fit.

I'd post the rest of the pics but FHM's site is blocked at work. :-(

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Jajajaja

Wo !

was expecting some thunder thighs but they're remarkably feminine for a sprinter.

Big time Airbrush!!

the camera never lies

but the editor does

she seems to have lost an awful lot of muscle since here....

Same annoying 'oooh lookie mee sexy laydeee' smile that Liz Hurley and that skinny costume dwama one who pouts too much are always pulling for the cameras.

Who actually BUYS FHM anyway?