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@mattty
I'm going to become a millionaire by coaching a benevolent lobster to straddle my BB, squeezing my feet to the pedals with his claws, and releasing when the bike stops. I will then cross-breed him with lobsters of varying colours, so that hipsters can match their lobster to their rims.
Foolproof.