What in the blue fuck were you thinking of trying to kill me you fucking Dalek?
If it isn't enough that you literally move into the bus lane from stationary just to get up to that junction near Clapham North tube right on the side of your car causing me to hit your car with my hand to regain balance (but of course the keys round my waist tapped your unique-as-bugger silver paintjob, you have to sped up, and then try to crammed me between the high kerb and your middle-class-pretender Vauxhall causing me to smash your left mirror and bend my stem, burn my arm on your rear tyres yet, scratching your lovely wheel against the kerbs yet didn't says a word as if you're a fucking Dalek, luckily a lovely blonde female cyclist took a photo of your uneducated rear-end that'd shame the like of Anne Leibovitz.
I hope you have no insurance you fucker.
p.s. anyone got an 100mm Cinelli 26.4 stem lying around? my rusty Titan stem is a bit fucked.
What in the blue fuck were you thinking of trying to kill me you fucking Dalek?
If it isn't enough that you literally move into the bus lane from stationary just to get up to that junction near Clapham North tube right on the side of your car causing me to hit your car with my hand to regain balance (but of course the keys round my waist tapped your unique-as-bugger silver paintjob, you have to sped up, and then try to crammed me between the high kerb and your middle-class-pretender Vauxhall causing me to smash your left mirror and bend my stem, burn my arm on your rear tyres yet, scratching your lovely wheel against the kerbs yet didn't says a word as if you're a fucking Dalek, luckily a lovely blonde female cyclist took a photo of your uneducated rear-end that'd shame the like of Anne Leibovitz.
I hope you have no insurance you fucker.
p.s. anyone got an 100mm Cinelli 26.4 stem lying around? my rusty Titan stem is a bit fucked.