CHUGFACT #69: The crust of a cornish pasty is not meant to be eaten, it is merely there to be held onto and to prevent the coal dust and assorted shit on ones hands dirtying your pastry based meal whence down't fuckin pit.
CHUGFACT #70: Eton Mess was 'invented' when a dog sat on a luncheon basket at Eton College in 1735BC and the participants of said luncheon threw caution to the wind and tucked in to the "mess" regardless of it's sorry aesthetic state
CHUGFACT #69: The crust of a cornish pasty is not meant to be eaten, it is merely there to be held onto and to prevent the coal dust and assorted shit on ones hands dirtying your pastry based meal whence down't fuckin pit.
CHUGFACT #70: Eton Mess was 'invented' when a dog sat on a luncheon basket at Eton College in 1735BC and the participants of said luncheon threw caution to the wind and tucked in to the "mess" regardless of it's sorry aesthetic state