Let Skully customise your leather saddle: Brooks, Wrights etc - trimming, tying, name embossing and de-hammocking.

Does someone have to feel your arse and then lay a ruler from cheek to cheek to do that?

I'm sure they can accomodate your request if you bat your eyelids, ask nicely and spend lots of cash with in their store ;-)

They have a special cushioney thing you sit on for like 1 or 2 mins with mm increments. Your sit bones leave indentations and you then just read it off.