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  • My bell was no use when a dozy cnut stepped out in front of me yesterday. Wanker had an I pod @ max blast, so didn't even hear me shout. Lost the front wheel on damp cobbles and ended up on my arse.
    The twat faced, acne ridden, brainless, lobsters dick just walked off. I don't think he even noticed. Result: lots of lovely grazes and a mullered crash hat.
    Next time I will just run into any blind knob who kamakazies into my path, thats a softer option then the road.
    Maybe one of those 115db horns would work.

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