This made me puke in my mouth...

more "fixie" marketing from wired

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/05/blueguard-phone-detector-opens-doors-attracts-hotties/

why don't i ever see hotties "grinding on her Brooks saddle"?

Yeah, but anyways, what a big pile of cockstands.

WTF Tigger rules.

Eeyore FTW!

Also, that article is wank.

Eeyore! What a pussy! No wonder you like budgies.

holy fuck.

Until the last line I really thought it was a brilliant parody.Oh well

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oh my days, that's bat-shit crazy. words can't express how oddly cretinous that is.

Tigger has ADD.

CYOA, some of the will seep through the trousers meaning he has managed to puke on his own cock.

Hurrah, give that man a beer.

$200 to 'score' once with a girl?

you can get nearly 7 hits in Soho for that money

Tigger has ADD.

ADD FTW. Eeyore looked like he had been hanging around with smack heads.

Hmmm.... yeah, you're right... Eeyore is a weak animal.

jesus.

spdandals, budgies and winnie the fucking pooh.

you lot have turn into a bunch of wuss lovers.

HTFU

it would have been funny if they had described the colour combination of a unipack, or did they?

sorry if i missed something.

Is it for real?

You’re cycling back to the lockup where you keep your bike, a sleek, clean-lined fixie, lime green and gorgeous. You’re feeling good — you have a new card in your spokes and a new $100 hub in your belt-pack — and you’re looking forward to an afternoon sipping Colt 45 and building a new deep-V wheel.

You’re just about to stop by the lockup door and pull out your decidedly non-ironic keychain, a big plushy Tigger fob hanging from the end, borrowed from your mother after you lost your keys at last week’s drunken game of bike polo, when a hottie appears from nowhere, cruising her sky-blue custom fixed and grinding on her Brooks saddle. You just can’t let her see those keys.

whoever wrote this must be the coolest guy in shoreditch.

i really cant believe people think like this.

"i feel good, i have a new card in my spokes now people know im a kool fixie"

whoever wrote this must be the coolest guy in shoreditch.

Fuck that shit, he's moved up the road. Shoreditch is so passé.

Fuck that shit, he's moved up the road. Shoreditch is so passé.

Nah - he sounds exactly the kind of person that would be moving there right now...?