"Ride safe"? "Ride safely"

Grrr, and what gets me is posts full of formatting! :<

Loved it. My favourite bit was petrol 'conveniently situated in a pump'.

I thought the ending was shit, though.

i loved this programme. got the entire box set on DVD and even own the scripts to series 1 and 2. i have to admit though they often seemed to struggle with closing out sketches. they didn't seem comfortable with cheesy "payoff" punchlines but didn't quite have the confidence to do the stuart lee willful decontruction thing... although they flirt with that a fair bit. there's even one sketch set in a barbers where the lack of a punch line becomes the focus of the whole scene. one of my favourites. "oh, i get it, you're going to come in with a chainsaw or something now aren't you?"... "no." or something.

anyway the genius of it more than made for any minor misgivings or reservations.

What gets me is when you try to take a sneaky shit in someones mop bucket when they're not looking, but when you stand up you tread on the foot pedal and mash your balls to a pulp. Thats very annoying.

Now that's comedy^

Balki deserves a chocolate Hob-Nob for that gem.

I hate "schedule" pronounced "skedule" instead of "shedule". I know there's a C in it, and I know some words beginning with "sch" are pronounced with a hard C, but this is not one of them.

Actually, a dirty Australian comedian called Rodney Rude deserves the Hobnob...

Plaigiarism fail.

One of my pet hates is when people use 'criteria' as a singular instead of 'criterion'.

What else meets your pet-hate criteria?

I have too many pet hate criteria to list.

ride, just.

@ Skully - what are you addressing me for? I agree with everything you've mentioned, but can't even remember what this thread was all about.

Actually, a dirty Australian comedian called Rodney Rude deserves the Hobnob...

Plaigiarism fail.

I remember Rodney Rude talking about having farting competitions with his missus
....Im sure it ended....3-1 to me...Ohhh Ive shit the bed....then the immortal....
....."Half time...Change sides".....M

Got that Rude on vinyl..

So do I! Its called "I hate that"

hehe. i'm nicking that. what's this thread about again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-ScZX2ZIkc

It’s impossible to explain a complex scientific principle or a great work of art in text language

yeah! i mean where would we be if einstein had abbreviated "energy equals mass times the speed of light squared"? into some sort of "text speak" or "formula".

physicists today eh?

One car fewer.

haaa, awesome.

i hate it when people say "for God sakes" or "for fuck sakes"... it's "for God's sake" you pricks!

You do all realise how much happier and fulfilling your lives could be if you just...I don't know...stopped giving a fuck?

:p

A: Nice seeing you again mate I'm off home now
B: Cool, ride safe
A: You prick! How dare you express concern for my safety and wellbeing in the improper manner! What an absolute cunt!

by the way, 'okay' is spelt 'okay'. glad we've cleared that up.

by the way, 'okay' is spelt 'okay'. glad we've cleared that up.

OK. Get you.

yeah! i mean where would we be if einstein had abbreviated "energy equals mass times the speed of light squared"? into some sort of "text speak" or "formula".

physicists today eh?

But to explain the fact that "energy equals mass multiplied by the speed of light squared" takes a fair few pages.
By the way, I hate it when people write without capitalisation of proper nouns (and the beginning of sentences). I also believe that anyone who talks of times (rather than multiplication) is either a primary school child or a moron.

Obligated? Made more oblong? What's wrong with 'obliged'?

But to explain the fact that "energy equals mass multiplied by the speed of light squared" takes a fair few pages.
By the way, I hate it when people write without capitalisation of proper nouns (and the beginning of sentences). I also believe that anyone who talks of times (rather than multiplication) is either a primary school child or a moron.

whoa!that's one of the most unnecessarily nasty personal attacks i've ever experienced on a forum. certainly on here. i usually stay well clear of any kind of heated online debate and completely ignore anything of a personal nature. but for the record i now "believe" that you're a complete cunt.

ooooh tetchy*

*uncapitalised as I'm sure fruitbat knows I'm a cunt and couldn't resist annoying you both :)