Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

1. Those new T-Mobile things with all the facebook whoppers singing with microphones in Trafalgar Square - fuck off you weapons!

2. ALL the Churchill adverts with the fuckin bulldog, Rolf Harris, Roy Walker...'Ohhhhh Yes' my arse!

3. The New Vodafone ad with that 'trendy' Indian kid with the wacky blue contact lenses singing

My mate was the art director for one of those ads.

I take it he's now been made redundant?

Anything with Davina McCall.

All radio ads.

All tube ads.

Anything or anyone selling fake/made-up technology

pistanator says your mate's a cunt.

but yeah, the trafalgar square singing thing is a horrible grotesque

1. Those new T-Mobile things with all the facebook whoppers singing with microphones in Trafalgar Square - fuck off you weapons!
   
   
   

Forgot the one with them all dancing in Liverpool St....CCCRRRAAAAAAAZY!

haha i got scouted to be in that last advert u mentioned in brick lane

pistanator says your mate's a cunt.

but yeah, the trafalgar square singing thing is a horrible grotesque

i think he said he was a 'weapon'

T - mobile: "flash mob" + advertising = look at me x 2

Simple solution, throw out your tele and listen to last.fm, watch 4OD, Beeb iPlayer and so forth!

YouTube - Brooker's: 10 Biggest Cocks in Advertising

YouTube - 10 biggest Cocks and she cocks in advertising

All tube ads.

Not true. I've been enjoying this one this week:

Also +1 to Brooker.

that last insult in that second brooker clip... shithorn!!! i'm using that, dibs.

I saw this ad today, i seriously puked up a bit (and you know it kinda gets stuck up your throat) i had to swallow it back again. PUKE PUKE PUKE its fucking horrible and irritating, for a whole 2 bloody minutes! Fuck she's dumb as well....

YouTube - Jessica Simpson - Proactiv Advert

This is another epic fucking annoyance to your ears. Every time i hear that little tune it makes me want to punch the TV.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

The new Muller Corner ad.

I want to punch that kid who sings the "blueberries" bit

The 'spin the bottle' Sidi advert on Eurosport. Plain wrong.

Almost as bad as last years Sidi ad with Bettini getting turned on by a fucking massive Sidi shoe prodding him up the arse.

facebook whoppers

Anyone over 5'6" is a 'whopper' to you, surely?

That little shit of a 10 year old girl with the worst fake french accent in history, grooming all the village kids and banging on about Petit fucking Filous. Catch rabies and die, bitch.

hahaha!

The Kerrygold butter we can't be arsed to spend money on a decent ad ad! WTF? A bunch of Irish farmers doing a shite rendition of the blair witch project, but with cows.

These adverts pissing you off so much that you can't concentrate on your corrie?

Turn it off.

These adverts pissing you off so much that you can't concentrate on your corrie?

Turn it off.

+1 No one forces you to watch ads, deal with it or stop watching tv.