My cousins in Spain took me to a whorehouse when I was 12... I was pissed as a fart on Cuba Libres and high on cheap Spanish cigs... The girl they'd selected to *take care of me* wasn't there so I left, er, empty-handed... I was actually paralytic when I lost my virginity... So it doesn't count...** I** later started dating the drummer out of The Cult and became a catwalk model... *cries like a baby*
Fixed.