Given that magpies are famous for flying off with shiny things, getting the keys sounds unlikely ;)
Have you tried telling your boss to HTFU?
Seriously though, as well as the health benefits, cyclists are more punctual - we aren't held up by the delays in getting to work that those on public transport often face and when we do get there we are brighter and more alert because the ride in has woken us up. It sounds to me like your boss doesn't want to get in any earlier so you can change, I can't see any other reason s/he'd be anti-cycling.
Given that magpies are famous for flying off with shiny things, getting the keys sounds unlikely ;)
Have you tried telling your boss to HTFU?
Seriously though, as well as the health benefits, cyclists are more punctual - we aren't held up by the delays in getting to work that those on public transport often face and when we do get there we are brighter and more alert because the ride in has woken us up. It sounds to me like your boss doesn't want to get in any earlier so you can change, I can't see any other reason s/he'd be anti-cycling.