Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

Beautiful morning, despite my raging hangover, made even better by crashing into a brand spanking new Lamborghini.

I see him ahead of me in a side road, and I just* know* he is going to pull out in front of me, daddies little boy can't drive daddies car properly. So I have slowed right down to about 5 mph by the time I cycle straight into his gleaming wing. I could of avoided him completely of course, but I wanted to see if I could damage his car. I was contemplating not slowing down, whakcing him full pelt and see if I could of gotten some nice new wheels and the old injuries claim. Anyway, it made my morning, the look of panic on his face at impact - 2 seconds

you come across as a twat. whats with the "daddies little boy can't drive daddies car properly" you sound like some jealous sap. this is even more apparent when you mention how much you want to damage his car. ha you think he'll be more cautious next time/ considerate to cyclists... your more stupid then you sound. hopefully the next time the driver will shot out like a bullet and speed down the road leaving you and you bike in a sorry state on the road!