This country is going down the pan!

Has anyone been listening to Elvenquest on radio 4 (Wednesdays, 6.30pm)
It's quite funny...

No I'm with my hooker then.

Balki has a stash of pre-prepared forum 'gags' he likes to weave in during the day. The game's up!

They are shit, aren't they...

flounces

tea bagging with katie and peter on radio 4.... hmmmmmm

They are shit, aren't they...

flounces

I quite like them. That last one was in the spirit of Have I got News for You. Or Benny Hill.

I quite like them. That last one was in the spirit of Have I got News for You. Or Benny Hill.

You utter bastard. Balki does his best; even if none of us have met him in real life.

You utter bastard. Balki does his best; even if none of us have met him in real life.

I met him briefly; then he was chased off by a group of women in their underwear.

You utter bastard. Balki does his best; even if none of us have met him in real life.

I've met Balki, I have, I have.

Or at least a bloke who claimed to be Balki.

Oh wait. I am Balki!

It all got a bit weird in here since I left

It all got a bit weird in here since I left

Did you go up to Norths?

yeah got up there quite late. Stopped in at trix to meet up with overandout for the ride up. Trix was kinda fun. Like, did a skid and stuff.

Did you make it in the end?

You utter bastard. Balki does his best; even if none of us have met him in real life.

I'm very hurt by this Will. Can't believe you've forgotten the awkward kid with the clammy hands already. ;)

yeah got up there quite late. Stopped in at trix to meet up with overandout for the ride up. Trix was kinda fun. Like, did a skid and stuff.

Did you make it in the end?

No, decided to fit my new 17T sprocket on the hitherto naked side of my fixed-fixed hub. Mainly because I had fitted a Vittoria Randonneur earlier in the day, and discovered that I had got the direction of rotation wrong.

Then I had to cook dinner, and reflect on all the mistakes I have made in my life.

missing the names thread being the biggest mistake of all.

missing the names thread being the biggest mistake of all.

You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties.

aha another tupperware fan, there aren't many about now adays

aha another tupperware fan, there aren't many about now adays

The brand suffered after the story about people collecting their turds in date-labelled Tupperware containers.

I met him briefly; then he was chased off by a group of women in their underwear.

he wasn't in H&M ladies dressing rooms offering ladies a place to hang there clothes again?

The brand suffered after the story about people collecting their turds in date-labeled Tupperware containers.

some embarrassing school times back then, i can count the days i opened my lunch box and found normal sandwiches on one hand

some embarrassing school times back then, i can count the days i opened my lunch box and found normal sandwiches on one hand

We had turds, the yanks had starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam, butterscotch clouds etc.

I was happy with that.. times were hard. not like these nancys now a days with "tea makers" and "internet radio 4"

it's something i'll pass through to my kids

^pass through... that was good...sigh