Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

would not want to stack it on that mofo

that's fucking lame, jesus wept.

pukes on balls

The commentator on the Giro coverage now on Eurosprt was just slating this. Said "the paintwork takes the biscuit"

The commentator on the Giro coverage now on Eurosprt was just slating this. Said "the paintwork takes the soggy biscuit"

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The commentator on the Giro coverage now on Eurosprt was just slating this. Said "the paintwork looks fucking awesome"

fixed.

I bet that Livestrong bike looks amazing up close.

Anyone noticed the inverse shim on the new madone?

Can these starfuckers frames ever look good? I predict tears as soon as the owner attempts to bar spin it with that brake cable.

The funny part about the yellow Livestrong bike is... at least with the online coverage of the Giro it doesn't actually stand out... there's so much going on it disappears like Dazzle camouflage.

I wonder whether they'll auction the bike off or something?

Might partially explain how over the top the paintjobs are (beyond him being a Texan).

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2009/may/2/FP.htm

What was he thinking?

WAC!!!

"Go on Shep, go and stand over there, good boy"

dennis the menace of fixed geardom.

check out this disaster
http://fixedgeargallery.com/2009/may/2/FP.htm

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Posted above. i'll keep mine here too, just to accentuate the opinion

It brings to mind gorilla acts of paint stripping. While he's buying milk maybe.

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Beginner, sorry.

Woah !

i see your two blatant hipsters

and i raise you a picture of the same two hipsters walking their new bikes away

what the fuck!

they spend that much money to not even ride thier bikes!

ok they probably did ride them but i think its ridiculous to not ride a fully built bike (without foot retention, even though 14 have load of fucking straps and shit) away from the shop you just bought it from

Beginner, sorry.

of the current batch of Langsters this model is my fav. Not bad really, although better without those bars.

looks fully OTP too only thing thats been changed is the bars

looks quite busy (ped wise) that close to the shop and the actual road is only a few feet to the left..

fuck that who gives a shit. i love getting a new bike finished and going for the first ride i wouldn't bother waiting to walk to the road

it also appears that the woman on the right has small heels on which i believe wouldn't be the best footwear to ride fixed for the first time in

fashion over brains

how has it gotten cool to make your self look as stupid as possible it's like the 80's all over again

why does it matter to you anyway?

im not sure, i suppose i am stereotyping these people, i just dont like people that think being cool is something that matters especially when they're blatantly old enough to know it doesn't