So, you catch a 'thief'...

When i was in melbourne my friends bike got stolen from outside his work whilst he was doing a shift, it was later spotted locked upto a post in town, so the guy phoned the guy who it belonged to, to check if it was his, got cutters, cut the lock and left a note through the lock saying "come back to my work and i'll punch your fucking face in, prick"

I bet he did turn up as well. Heigh-ho - Victoria...