Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

i came here to post his road bike, beaten to it. his TT is equally fucking hideous. looks like he is on drugs - what though, i have no idea.

(i know it shouldn't wind me up...but it does, why cant he toe the line and ride an Astana finished bike since thats the team he is in).

I guess the main reason he doesn't give a fuck about Astana is they've not paid any of the team salaries for six months and he's having to pay them/find new sponsors...