Abbreviations for forumally challenged

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I know what they all mean, I was just wondering why they underline (I guess it's to show that you can hover for a definition but I've been on here for nearly a year and not worked that out...not sure what that says about me)

can we add POC to the list

Poc?

puke on cock

HTFU is harden the fuck up. I thought it was hurry the fuck up. most of the questions i've seen answered with htfu could be solved by simply riding faster.

HTFU is harden the fuck up. I thought it was hurry the fuck up. most of the questions i've seen answered with htfu could be solved by simply riding faster.

that made me laugh.

i had an image of you riding really fast away form your partner...thinking if only i htfu

i always thought nos meant 'nice old shit'

it may as well be

i hate to ask but what the hell does NOS mean? i see it all the time but just gloss over it excepting it to mean "in mint unused condition".

hhahaaaha

NMSW = non-machined side wall !

BMMF= bringmemyfixed

^not exactly

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^not exactly

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BMMF = "bring me my fixed...." = fetch the item i sent to get repaired

"hey dad is the broken laptop sorted BMMF please"

"FFS mum, BMMF I haven't got any thing else to wear since the the botton came off"

Well, it was born out of a mobile bicycle maintenance service, coupled with some druks vernacular, and the fact I rode fixed, but there was a lot of semantic disagreement at the time (2001ish) about fix/fixed/fixie/fixer/fixeur etc, so I stuck with the morphological root.

Stop messing with my fucking identity. I have enough trouble as it is.

ok end of mind fuck and thanks for the provenance info :p)

ftfy = a generally annoying type of audience participation

on the piece of paper in front of me I will now write Tiswas as the answer to the question Who will be the first hilarious prankster to ftfm?

oh the laughter

I came across:

VNN

Vile - Not Necessary

Quite appropriate to many posts that appear on this forum or am I just getting older.

i can think of a few times that would be very appropriate

VNN
Vile - Not Necessary

I can think of a whole thread to which that might apply.

yeah, the car one :)

VNN

I thought it was a news channel.

No, you're thinking of Sky.