Cycling Appetite

I follow the Elvis diet plan with a few extra pan fried squirrels as and when needed.

The Elvis Diet:

Breakfast (5 pm) - 5,000 calories

Six large eggs cooked in butter with extra salt, 1 lb of bacon, half a

pound of sausages, 12 buttermilk biscuits

Dinner (10 pm) - 84,000 calories

Two "Fool's Gold" sandwiches [a jar of peanut butter, a jar of

strawberry jam, one pound of crisp-fried bacon on a baguette x2]

Supper (4 am) - 5,000 calories

Five double-hamburgers and deep-fried peanut butter, mashed banana

sandwiches.

To make it healthier you could replace the baguettes with wholemeal.