Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

why cant he toe the line and ride an Astana finished bike since thats the team he is in).

At the rate things are going it might not be Astana much longer...

I kinda dig the yellow and black Livestrong Trek: it's so jarring it'll confuse and disorient opponents.

probably a repost as i can't believe something as gopping as this can stay out of range of the antiporn radar.

It's just been posted in a thread elsewhere. The BMX bar thing was mentioned. I think it nice, interesting and different enough... but just an expensive joke really.

i came here to post his road bike, beaten to it. his TT is equally fucking hideous. looks like he is on drugs - what though, i have no idea.

(i know it shouldn't wind me up...but it does, why cant he toe the line and ride an Astana finished bike since thats the team he is in).

I fucking love that !!

It's just been posted in a thread elsewhere. The BMX bar thing was mentioned. I think it nice, interesting and different enough... but just an expensive joke really.

nobody is laughing

Is this in Portsmouth, if so thats one of my old bikes,The frame that is:)

nah from an NYC blog

probably a repost as i can't believe something as gopping as this can stay out of range of the antiporn radar.

what a crying shame

pukes on balls

pukes on pistanator

Captain's Log, stardate 54324.5:
Starfleet Command has directed TREK to build the bike of the 21st century! It's silky smooth, it flies you to work and vacation, cooks you dinner and pleases you in various sexual ways.

1274?

1274?

The number of days Armstrong was in retirement.

Yawn

Before anyone started screaming hysterically "NO STRAP", it's coaster brake;

Fixed

hmm i preferred that as it was before. now it just looks like a standard FGG piece of shit.

i came here to post his road bike, beaten to it. his TT is equally fucking hideous. looks like he is on drugs - what though, i have no idea.

(i know it shouldn't wind me up...but it does, why cant he toe the line and ride an Astana finished bike since thats the team he is in).

I guess the main reason he doesn't give a fuck about Astana is they've not paid any of the team salaries for six months and he's having to pay them/find new sponsors...

before anyone started screaming hysterically "no strap", it's coaster brake;

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cmyk! :d

hmm i preferred that as it was before. now it just looks like a standard FGG piece of shit.

I find the seemingly arbitrary mix of colours puts it in the "standard FGG piece of shit" category. Whatever colour mix you choose, it still looks like a dog's breakfast.

Woah !

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Your only hating because they wouldn't buy a bike you built!

:o

Spotted this back in new york. Could also be potential win..

Slack chain

im dreading posting my ride on here when its complete,

what a crying shame

best piece of shit i've ever seen!!!

im dreading posting my ride on here when its complete,

Scared Simon Cowell wont approve?

WTF?! Anyone see this...

http://velospace.org/files/whitebikeweb1.jpg

http://velospace.org/files/whitebarsweb.jpg