Bike porn

Of course it looks like a tart's boudoir, it's a Colnago. It's a little bit ostentatious but it means business. It's ITALIAN. It's also colourful and fun.

I seriously would sell my grandma for it, but each to their own I suppose. Actually I'd probably look into getting some kind of loan first but you get my drift.

jokes

that is amazing, so bad it's good brilliant!

I prefer the Guerciotti. I'm getting some decals like these for mine!

http://www.raydobbins.com/ebay/bike-guerciotti/bike-guerciotti.htm

Grips like those are expensive?

I find it a little surprising I guess, although I suppose they only look common because they used to appear on tons of 60-70s cheap American kids bikes.

http://www.theoldbicycleshowroom.co.uk/vintage-roadster-handlebar-grips-39-p.asp

yeah, they're not cheap, those are the schwinn slimline grips which retail for something like £30-40

the Old BSR.com don't have the white ones in stock.

@ fresh

that is pretty damn nice too

lovely but to bling for me, but im a sucker for rat bikes, i like bikes to look used and abused

why limit yourself to liking one sort?

H+porn

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Cinelli porn

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Dean?!

h plus porn from hipster hater?

^oh the irony

Dean's back and he's shot himself in the foot TWICE already! WAC!

Posting his own shitty bikes in the Porn thread!? Do me a favour........

yeah, they're not cheap, those are the schwinn slimline grips which retail for something like £30-40

the Old BSR.com don't have the white ones in stock.

odd, they seem to be available online for $15 dollars or so... maybe not in the UK though.

That Colnago makes my day I think... I know some of the lacquering or whatnot is a bit much, but Colnagos and Rossins have license to be over the top.

Anodized Porn.

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A Canondale MTB with track rims and he calls himself 'HIPSTER HATER'!?!?

I think I'm gonna fart.....

Pet Porn.

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Cinelli porn

More pengy than a very pengy thing with 'pengy' stamped on every component. With the singular exception of the crank, which would be embarassed to be on this bike if Campagnolo parts had feelings, everything about this is shite.

Graffiti Porn.

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Aende Porn...dribble

naaa that graf is some whack toy shit.

the swagger logo is alot

A Canondale MTB with track rims and he calls himself 'HIPSTER HATER'!?!?

I think I'm gonna fart.....

Sorry my name is not Dean and the Cannondale is not a MTB.

You're more see through than fuckin cling film! They're all your bikes you whopper!