Stolen Bike

David Cameron's Bike has been stolen again.

Police are looking for a man in his fifties, of moderate height and build with brown hair and a Scottish accent. Probably wearing a suit.

"While regularly cycling to Parliament, it emerged that a chauffeur-driven car followed behind Mr Cameron carrying his briefcase and documents"

Oh the irony!

damm i only fitted new mudguards to that about a month ago

Sweepstake on what he'll replace it with?

my money's on a Bowery

nah... the new condor tempo, it's fixed but has front and rear brakes and mudguards, apparently it's designed for the 'commuter'

Looks like he's enjoying the possibilities of a retro conversion.

Is that a Robertson?

I reckon he'll go singlespeed, fixed is still too deviant for the Tories. You weirdos.

Gotta be a Pashley Guvnor, surely. Or maybe he'll save that for when we finally get rid of the incumbent arses and replace them with his mob of arses.

@ TB - point taken

I reckon he'll go singlespeed, fixed is still too deviant for the Tories. You weirdos.

But Fixed is the new 'in thing' and Cameron is the cuddly face of conservatism..

But Fixed is the hipster thing and Cameron is the punchable face of conservatism..

Fixed

Gotta be a Pashley Guvnor, surely. Or maybe he'll save that for when we finally get rid of the incumbent arses and replace them with his mob of arses.

That would be awesome.

Fixed

You've turned off the subtext..

I reckon we should send him one of tynan's brakless tshirts and promise our vote if he wears it to PMQs

You're one of the "nicest" people I know..

Fixed

Surely this would be the most apt replacement?

with the way David lock his bike up, I'm not surprise!