The daily Close Call

That reminded me of the time I was nearly hit buy a (white) van pulling our from a parking spot. After stopping I looked back and the driver was oblivious of what he'd done.

He didn't even see me walking up to him, so I smacked his windscreen with the flat of my hand, to get his attention... well, fuck me, the windscreen shattered into a million pieces.

incredible, what happened next?