Fixing Punctures / Puncture Repair / Exploding Tubes

I can't be arsed with patches, even at home.. I just buy bulk tubes and deal with it.

I thought it was just me...

can anyone recommend a good mini pump- every single one I've owned seems to be shit with presta valves and almost lets more air out than I can get in?

Lots of peopler ecomend the mini morph, but I ended up ordering a Lezyne Pressure drive small as it was smaller and more discreet but also supposedly works (I liked that it had a hose) - I'll let you know when it arrives.