Eh...?

I skipped a red light on high street kensington this morning.

I didnt see the copper the other side of the lights.

He stepped out into the road, pointed at me, raised his voice and said..... "IN A BOWL" and I continued onwards.

Thats what I heard. I cant think what he might have meant.........?

That means that tonight he's going to remove your vital organs and put them in a bowl.

Pate may ensue. Tasty, tasty pate.

Perhaps he was answering his missus through his headset whilst looking at you

''Darling, where do you want your cornflakes?''

He probably said "You're a hole"

Sounds like the same copper who threatened Kattt with scraping her off the road with a fork.

Maybe he has a cutlery fetish, and he was secretly envisioning you as a bowl whilst he forks the shit out of you?

forks are so last year.
i have replaced all of mine with sporks.

the best thing about a spork is the fact i can eat with one hand, and scratch my balls with the other.

He probably said "You're a hole"

Just made me actually laugh out loud. cheers

tis alright I had a guy beep his horn at me even though there was loads of room for me to go through the light then get out of his car and shout " YOU CUNT BUY A CAR NEXT TIME I WILL RUN YOU OVER, BASTARD"

I smiled and blew him a kiss

He probably said "You're a hole"

but how would he know that...? He'd only just met me....

forks are so last year.
i have replaced all of mine with sporks.

the best thing about a spork is the fact i can eat with one hand, and scratch my balls with the other.

I always thought those contraptions were called runcible spoons.

Spork...... I like that better.

but how would he know that...? He'd only just met me....

Obviously he was a good judge of character....

"watch out for the hole!"

"gonna put you in a hole!"

something rude about your anus?

could have been anything. at least it wasn't "name and address, you have 30 days to pay the fine". ha! :D