Idiotic fixed gear quotes

"Its just like a coaster brake. pedal back and skid. They're real cool. someone in SF invented it a few years back, for Kevin Bacon's movie Quicksilver. Awesome stuff"

I'm still not too sure if it's a piss take or not, I really wouldn't be surprised though...

"my son olympic champion"

Amazing, someone else who has heard of the film Quicksilver!

kids in the street sometimes ask me if I am in the olympics, adorable.

kids in the street sometimes ask me if I am in the olympics, adorable.

Not olympics, special?

"It's like air."

"suck my balls"

it's a zen thing.
{pukes on cock}

"nice and easy transforms your hair"

"nice and easy, be a shade braver"

"experience the brilliance of 5 blades"

"lipfinity from maxfactor is here to stay"

2 hours sleep and 3 bagels

women in the street sometimes ask me if I am "in the olympics, adorable."

Watch out in Soho mate.

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"do a skid"

Htfu

"extremely nice"

Get a proper bike you fucking twat.

"sweet whip"

is that a fixie? are you mad? you must be mad!

one of the staff at a bike shop near me.

Ftw....

" what gear ratio do you ride"

it's really cool, everyone's rollin a fixie and there's a real 'scene' and 'sub-culture' now, unfortunately the mainstream are jumping on the bandwagon and ruining it.

http://www.londonfgss.com/search.php?searchid=2659827

Long list there.

it's a zen thing.
{pukes on cock}

The most oft repeated phrase when fixed riding became popular

"Why do you ride fixed ?

It's a zen thing, I feel more connected with the road and traffic"

The most oft repeated phrase when fixed riding became popular

"Why do you ride fixed ?

It's a zen thing, I feel more connected with the road and traffic"

is that because they end up kissing a bus the first time they ride brakeless?

why do you pedal downhill ?