Swallowing flies...

Oooooh dear. Flies fester on shit. I think you are going to die, or very close to.

I was riding down jamaica road, and the blossom was falling off all the trees and i got a petal in my eye. was a strange sensation and i could see pink out of the corner of my eye for the whole jorney home.

I swallowed at least three little flies on the ride yesterday and I'm supposed to be vegan. Fail.

I did eventually manage to remember to keep my mouth as shut as possible, but I do like talking on a social ride ...

**Teach yourself to ride with your mouth closed. :-) **In the meantime, think yourself lucky it wasn't something bigger...like a bumblebee. You know all about it when one of those stripy sods hits the back of your mouth at 30mph.

Don't you need to visit a clinc in Spain to be able to do that ?

can't be arsed to read the posts above but has anyone recommended swallowing a spider? if they haven't by know then fuck me this forum has gone down hill!

Swallow a Cow, i don't know how but swallow a cow.

Don't you need to visit a clinc in Spain to be able to do that ?

Why not try a Clink in London?

I once breathed a fly straight up the back of my nose.all i could smell was dog shit.Worse,i then had to honk it up into my mouth to spit it out

htfu its just a good bit of protein

I hear they taske like chicken!

Teach yourself to ride with your mouth closed. :-) In the meantime, think yourself lucky it wasn't something bigger...like a bumblebee. You know all about it when one of those stripy sods hits the back of your mouth at 30mph.

A bumblebee flew right at my crotch yesterday, big fucker, shook me right up.