Swallowing flies...

I have swallowed 2 flies whilst bombing down hills in the last 2 days.

Am I going to die??

yes you fucking are.

Swallow a spider to deal with them

You have 3 hours.

Then I think you need to swalloow a bird, I can't quite remember.

shit

cat, dog, ....

Then I think you need to swalloow a bird, I can't quite remember.

I don't like where this is heading

at least the swine flu won't get you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvUcy33DbNE

Try this :@}

YouTube - Guy Almost Dies After Swallowing Fly

Try this :@}

That was absolutely appalling.

NEWSFLASH!!!!

British scientists have just found the first cases of swine flu, in flies.

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Swallowing flies is an Aussie national past time.. you will not die. Oh wait.. are you English?

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Swallowing flies is an Aussie national past time.. you will not die. Oh wait.. are you English?

I am mostly English...

I really think the flies have affected me... I feel like I am buzzing

I am mostly English...
I really think the flies have affected me... I feel like I am buzzing

It was probably one of these then..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1llNSdf9cl4

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Swallow a spider to deal with them

Shit! NO! Don't do that... man, if you have already, you're going to need to find a bird, Quickly! And swallow it.

Shit! NO! Don't do that... man, if you have already, you're going to need to find a bird, Quickly! And swallow it.

Bird flu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7xoyu08xNE

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Swallowing flies is an Aussie national past time.. you will not die. Oh wait.. are you English?

This is what I tell myself when I do a Pacman swallowing all the mid summer early evening midges

the worst bit is when they stick to the claggy stuff at the back of your throat and you can feel them still moving about a bit, you hack you cough but they just won't budge
then next 1 mile is filled with phlegm and spitting
i always worry they just flew from a nice steaming dog turd straight down my throat

It was probably one of these then..

YouTube - Space - Magic Fly

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Loved that tune when I was a kid... Fucking awesome...

I rode along the Bristol - Bath path thingy yesterday and I think I swallowed about 30% of the flies along there. Fucking horrible

Then I think you need to swalloow a bird, I can't quite remember.

A bird?!? How absurd...

Teach yourself to ride with your mouth closed. :-) In the meantime, think yourself lucky it wasn't something bigger...like a bumblebee. You know all about it when one of those stripy sods hits the back of your mouth at 30mph.