Don't ride with expensive saddles
Don't leave your bike in places it will get fucked over.
How much do you reckon I could hire an illegal immigrant for? I could pay one to watch my bike whenever it's 'out'. In fact, we could all chip in and buy a whole household of illegals and have them roaming London waiting for calls to protect bikes.. frickin genius!
Don't ride with expensive saddles
Don't leave your bike in places it will get fucked over.
How much do you reckon I could hire an illegal immigrant for? I could pay one to watch my bike whenever it's 'out'. In fact, we could all chip in and buy a whole household of illegals and have them roaming London waiting for calls to protect bikes.. frickin genius!