well if you haven't purchased a brightly coloured fixie yet you have just missed the slow twiddley boat to hipster nirvana that's meandering across the sea of materialism, soon to be dashed against the iceberg of reason that's lurking in turgid waters.
buy a segway or one of those little electric cars.
well if you haven't purchased a brightly coloured fixie yet you have just missed the slow twiddley boat to hipster nirvana that's meandering across the sea of materialism, soon to be dashed against the iceberg of reason that's lurking in turgid waters.
buy a segway or one of those little electric cars.