Fess up

When stopping at lights making sure that I am in front and slap bang in the middle of any motorist that encroaches into the area reserved for cyclists and when the lights change make sure I slowly cycle away.

thats so funny , i thought i was the only person that did that :-)
if they hopped lanes to do it i intentionally let the cars in the hopped from lane move by smoothly and quickly so they wished they had stayed put.