Fess up

I rode my geared bike today and really enjoyed it!

Your turn.........

I drove my car today and enjoyed it.

Mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.

A bus pulled out on me in angel. So I overtook it and road super slow infront of it all the way down to the bottom of city road. I was laughing the whoooole way.

lionel blair touched my knee.
i secretly enjoyed the experience.

I went on my old bike and enjoyed coasting especially down hills

A bus pulled out on me in angel. So I overtook it and road super slow infront of it all the way down to the bottom of city road. I was laughing the whoooole way.

That's also my first choice of vengeance, 'the catch up 'n' ride slow' technique.

MrSmith doesn't reply to my texts.. I'm crying.

A bus pulled out on me in angel. So I overtook it and road super slow infront of it all the way down to the bottom of city road. I was laughing the whoooole way.

That's also my first choice of vengeance, 'the catch up 'n' ride slow' technique.

One of my favourites.

i've been riding gears for two weeks and loving it.

MrSmith doesn't reply to my texts.. I'm crying.

stop grizzling and MTFU.

my phone is switched off and you got my number wrong last time (or it took hours to get there?)

Oh, well.. PM me your address.. I'm coming 'round tomorrow whether you like it or not.

attendance rape.

I was riding my rollers tonight. For a second, I thought, 'there's a slim chance that my 2-year-old son could wake up, stagger inquisitively down the hall behind me, and stick his fingers in my rear wheel'.

Then I thought, 'whatever, I need to focus on my pedal stroke.'

chicks dig missing fingers.

Thanks - that's what I'll tell the social worker :)

When stopping at lights making sure that I am in front and slap bang in the middle of any motorist that encroaches into the area reserved for cyclists and when the lights change make sure I slowly cycle away.

I rode my MTB down the wrong side of the road down a hill and loved it.....

i got my new bike and had to flip the stem because i got to old/fat/outof shape to ride the true aggressive track geometry.

When stopping at lights making sure that I am in front and slap bang in the middle of any motorist that encroaches into the area reserved for cyclists and when the lights change make sure I slowly cycle away.

thats so funny , i thought i was the only person that did that :-)
if they hopped lanes to do it i intentionally let the cars in the hopped from lane move by smoothly and quickly so they wished they had stayed put.

I've been riding gears, buying a car both of which don't equal touching Gary Smiths knee. I very much enjoyed this.

On Monday I was informed that my finger was still broken (I think because of road vibrations, but havent admitted as much), and that I needed to be careful with it. The doctor informed me that rugby (how I broke it) was definitely out of the question. My 9 month pregnant girlfriend echoed his views (although a lot less politely).

Last night I went along to practice 'to help out with the coaching', and within 5mins I was playing. Apon arriving home I went in the back door and dug a dirty towel out of the llinen basket, to dry the sweat off. Went into the living room and lied through my teeth*.

(*she knows I was lying, and I know that she knows, she might even know that I know that she knows. Its how our relationship works)

.............(*she knows I was lying, and I know that she knows, she might even know that I know that she knows. ......

what do you expect if you arrive home looking flushed with mud in your hair and stinking of embrocation :-)

bought a car = (

I work as part of a multidisciplinary team that specialise in treating obese children, and yesterday I totally neglected to be the professional.... picture this......
A child of early teens is threatened with some kind of knee resurfacing/replacement because his/her weight is so high, they can't support their own weight.
And then i meet the parents for the first time......

I work as part of a multidisciplinary team that specialise in treating obese children, and yesterday I totally neglected to be the professional.... picture this......
A child of early teens is threatened with some kind of knee resurfacing/replacement because his/her weight is so high, they can't support their own weight.
And then i meet the parents for the first time......

And then what... you pissed yourself laughing as soon as you saw them?