Donk (no, seriously)

Alright, some of you might know the godawful music genre from Bolton called Donk, mainly put into the limelight by this...
(warning, don't listen to it if you value your ears/hope in humanity)YouTube - Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It - Out Now

Anyway, as bad as that is, some beautiful human being created Donkdj.com, where you can upload any song and put a bangin' donk on it. And sweet mother of zombie jesus has it come up with some killers...

Hoppipolla by Sigur Ros
This sounds like Eurotrance gone horribly wonky.

A-Punk by Vampire Weekend
As sung by chipmunks on base.

Suzanne by Leonard Cohen
For the depressed amphetamine junky.

And last but certainly not least...
There is a Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths
Stop the fun bus, mother fucker, cause someone just donked it.

I'm also reliably informed that someone has donked the entire Trout Mask Replica album by Captain Beefheart. Me and a friend are trying to collate all the tracks and release it as Donkin' Beefhearts Trout Donk Replica.

I am terribly, awfully sorry for bringing this to your attention.

haha that tune is classic

'phat as hell without cellulite, and i look well sick in a UV light, speaking of sick that's me on the mic, if you don't like it, get on your bike'.

good stuff.

W.a.b.o.c!

Beefheart FTW

And last but certainly not least...
There is a Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths

Yes! Will is going to love that!

someone donk bon iver, skinny love. its gagging for a donk that chune!

someone donk bon iver, skinny love. its gagging for a donk that chune!

Consider it donked, my friend.
Many times, by the look of things!

the non-chipmunk version is better.

It is shit

it doesn't sound a million miles away from the horrible chavvy dubstep i had to endure when i went home to somerset and went to parties there. Same bass womp. Different use, and totally shit ideas.

has this shit got anything to do with skanky as hell girls in fluoro tu-tus, that seem to be inavding every town?

seriously they seem to be crawling everywhere i go. went up newcastle for a few days and the place was a hive of fluoro, fake tan, and cellulite. i thought the whole new rave thing had died a death, it seems the chavs and pikeys have now come along and adopted themselves, only with even less taste. i wasnt even sure that was possible.

vice mag think it's cool to write about this aidsness. fucking retards.

Jesus christ... I've just listened again.

These pricks deserve to be boiled in oil.

Jesus christ... I've just listened again.

These pricks deserve to be boiled in oil.

technically that's deep fried isn't it?

First:

Then:

Hoppipolla was torturous.

Forgive them Lord for they know not what they do......

They would be massive in Germany, give DJ Otzi a good run for his money

They would be massive in Germany, give DJ Otzi a good run for his money

Yeah still not a good thing though....

the smiths remix makes my stomach turn. because of this i'm not giving any of the others a chance.
"DonkDJ" has just ruined music for me.