Get their address and send them dogshit through the post. Always works for me.
I have it on good authority that tossing a ceramic spark plus over your shoulder into an oncoming windscreen can also be quite effective.
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I have it on good authority that tossing a ceramic spark plus over your shoulder into an oncoming windscreen can also be quite effective.