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@MechaMorgan
Alright, some of you might know the godawful music genre from Bolton called Donk, mainly put into the limelight by this...
(warning, don't listen to it if you value your ears/hope in humanity)YouTube - Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It - Out Now
Anyway, as bad as that is, some beautiful human being created Donkdj.com, where you can upload any song and put a bangin' donk on it. And sweet mother of zombie jesus has it come up with some killers...
Hoppipolla by Sigur Ros
This sounds like Eurotrance gone horribly wonky.
A-Punk by Vampire Weekend
As sung by chipmunks on base.
Suzanne by Leonard Cohen
For the depressed amphetamine junky.
And last but certainly not least...
There is a Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths
Stop the fun bus, mother fucker, cause someone just donked it.
I'm also reliably informed that someone has donked the entire Trout Mask Replica album by Captain Beefheart. Me and a friend are trying to collate all the tracks and release it as Donkin' Beefhearts Trout Donk Replica.
I am terribly, awfully sorry for bringing this to your attention.