List of the absolutely essential bit of kit that you can't imagine living without

    1. Topeak Mini Morph: Simply awesome.

1. spare tube
   
2. Honzo Lock Ring tool. Brilliant
   
3. BringMeMyFix's Wife.
   
4. Peanut butter spanner
   
5. Perineum Paste™
   
6. A frog
   
7. Sharp knife.
   
8. Mints
   
9. Oxygen
   
10. Water
    
11. Food
    
12. Fixie
    
13. a list of essential items to tick off against
    
14. iPod and headphones
    
15. A copy of the Bible
    
16. one of those machines that goes "ping!"
    
17. Number 17 mystery
    
18. 4 calling birds
    
19. Love eggs.. to massage away the malice of a Brooks break-in Cheese
    
20. porridge
    
21. Mink coat (one of those packable ones)
    
22. Inverse Shim
    
23. Scousers
    
24. Skidding past the old bat who lives on the corner every morning.
    
25. A small pipe
    
26. A medium sized pipe
    
27. Mars Milk
    
28. Hi-Viz Tabbard
    
29. At least 2 flapjacks
    
30. Coca Cola
    
31. Jaffa Cakes
    
32. A nine-man tent
    
33. one of those giant parachute things that you used to play with as a kid, where you chucked it in the air and then scrambled under.
    35.a camán and sliotar
    
34. Arab strap
    
35. clean underwear
    
36. a thermos (with vinyl, and stripes and a cup built right in)
    
37. nectarines
    
38. Skateboard
    
39. Rizla silvers
    
40. Grinder
    
41. Windproof jacket
    
42. Antibiotics
    
43. Meths
    
44. Dubstep
    
45. West African choral choir
    
46. Apple bottom jeans
    
47. Boots with the fur
    
48. Midgets
    
49. She-Wee
    
50. Ananas
    
51. And a partridge in a pear tree
    
52. Paul-Michel
    
53. hipsters
    531c. Listmaker
    
54. Sasquatch
    
55. 753 tubing
    
56. 75cl Rum
    
57. Furtwangler (Great word, I hope one exists somewhere)
    
58. Flugelbinder....possible film reference!
    54-46. Thats my number
    1.5. Zippo
    
59. Sixsixone Airflow gloves
    
60. The number of the beast