1. Topeak Mini Morph: Simply awesome.
    2. spare tube
    3. Honzo Lock Ring tool. Brilliant
    4. BringMeMyFix's Wife.
    5. Peanut butter spanner
    6. Perineum Paste™
    7. A frog
    8. Sharp knife.
    9. Mints
    10. Oxygen
    11. Water
    12. Food
    13. Fixie
    14. a list of essential items to tick off against
    15. iPod and headphones
    16. A copy of the Bible
    17. one of those machines that goes "ping!"
    18. Number 17 mystery
    19. 4 calling birds
    20. Love eggs.. to massage away the malice of a Brooks break-in Cheese
    21. porridge
    22. Mink coat (one of those packable ones)
    23. Inverse Shim
    24. Scousers
    25. Skidding past the old bat who lives on the corner every morning.
    26. A small pipe
    27. A medium sized pipe
    28. Mars Milk
    29. Hi-Viz Tabbard
    30. At least 2 flapjacks
    31. Coca Cola
    32. Jaffa Cakes
    33. A nine-man tent
    34. one of those giant parachute things that you used to play with as a kid, where you chucked it in the air and then scrambled under.
      35.a camán and sliotar
    35. Arab strap
    36. clean underwear
    37. a thermos (with vinyl, and stripes and a cup built right in)
    38. nectarines
    39. Skateboard
    40. Rizla silvers
    41. Grinder
    42. Windproof jacket
    43. Antibiotics
    44. Meths
    45. Dubstep
    46. West African choral choir
    47. Apple bottom jeans
    48. Boots with the fur
    49. Midgets
    50. She-Wee
    51. Ananas
    52. And a partridge in a pear tree
    53. Paul-Michel
    54. hipsters
      531c. Listmaker
    55. Sasquatch
    56. 753 tubing
    57. 75cl Rum
    58. Furtwangler (Great word, I hope one exists somewhere)
    59. Flugelbinder....possible film reference!
      54-46. Thats my number
      1.5. Zippo
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