Bye bye forum

Daughter walks into room and looks over my shoulder at screen only to spot the handle 'Greasy Slag'. Trying to explain it's not some kind of porn site I dig myself in deeper by talk of fixing gear and speed. Now she thinks I'm a junkie.

Playing safe now - http://www.sesamestreet.org/home - bye all, it's been, ummm, interesting....

Is she at that ultra-conservative middle-aged reactionary stage of pre-puberty/adolescence?

I hated it when my peers went through that. I fucking didn't, and I hope my son doesn't either...

whatever you do, don't look at the bike porn thread...

definitely look at the 'one for the ladies' thread though..

Is she at that ultra-conservative middle-aged reactionary stage of pre-puberty/adolescence?

Her school report said 'could try harder' so I don't think so.

edit - 'Bringmemyfix' really isn't helping my case.........

Daughter walks into room and looks over my shoulder at screen only to spot the handle 'Greasy Slag'. Trying to explain it's not some kind of porn site I dig myself in deeper by talk of fixing gear and speed. Now she thinks I'm a junkie.

Why don't you explain to her that 'Greasy Slag' is a man? Errr, on reflection, that might not help much ...

BringMeMyFix was the name for my mobile bicycle mechanic venture. I'm not sure what you're implying ;)

Greasy Slag is a reference to an oily metal by-product.

She really needs to open her mind the fuck up. It's the 80s, for fuck's sake.

Whatever happened to giving kids a good beating and telling them to mind their own business?

Whatever happened to kids giving you a good beating and telling you to mind your own business?

Happens all the time on my estate.

Whatever happened to giving kids a good beating and telling them to mind their own business?

So that's what I'm doing wrong. I thought buying her a pony and taking her shopping was the way forward.

how old is the girl taht you cant explain that its all about bikes, not drugs and porn? 4 years? but sounds like she is already in school.

i dont believe this story, sorry ;)

control your women ffs!

i dont believe this story, sorry ;)

And I thought I did such a good job of keeping a straight face while I typed it....

i had my boss once asking about greasy slag too and it is true!
hard to explain

i had my boss once asking about greasy slag too and it is true!
hard to explain

Not that hard when you consider his posting rate :)

If anyone looks over my shoulder now I'll probably end up cooking a ruby for dinner tomorrow.

The Greasy Slag element of my original post was true too.