• I went to BLB, they lured me in with free beer, but after a couple of bottles I was dragged into the cellar and killed like in that film 'Saw 3' - I was cut up and made into bike parts, my face a saddle, my cock a brake lever, my balls mere decorative baubles.

    I understand that business is business, but this really put me off ever going back there.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

    I am crying here.

    So someone ended up sitting on your face and squeezing your cock.

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